-words-with-no-voice (via wnq-writers) (Source: wnq-writers.com, via nuhstalgicsoul-deactivated20180)
main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet
(via bunney)
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
(via stand)
mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school
(via stand)
It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey
(via loserslol)